[Muffet winces inwardly. It's clear that this is another case where the unfortunate person in question hasn't realized they've been missing for a longer period of time than they felt passing, which means she now has the awkward duty of telling her.]

Well, depending on how one defines 'a few'... keeping track of time is difficult here, but I believe the last time we saw each other was just about two weeks ago. It's happened once or twice before here, people going missing for a bit and turning up as though no time has passed for them at all.