[Oh boy. He's going to just stand close and... hope he doesn't actually have to catch you there, wobbleman.]

If I was a third as drunk as you are I'd take you up on it. But I don't think you're in any condition for it right now.

[Unfortunately for Ignis' dancing shoes, Asch is entirely sober, which is more than sober enough to know that that will end badly.

Perhaps another time.]