[Guzma can't help it, he rolls his eyes and shakes his head when threatened. Who the hell said he'd be alone with them? He's extending the offer to both of them, at the same time, and probably Ren as well. Heck, anyone of the kids, adults, or whoever that would be effected by something like this in the future has got free tickets to his own personal swimming lessons. It's a skill everyone should have on an island like this, and he has years of experience. The kid?

A day. That's not going to cut it, sorry.]

Yeah? Well, take a ticket and get in line, kid. Y'ain't the first to have a hit on my backside, and definitely not the last... Now, if we're done for today, I'm heading home. [He snorts, throws his hoodie over his shoulder, and goes. You can take that little toothpicks and stuff it down your throat, anklebiter.]