Sea witches, that sounds legit. Not knowing what spell was even cast on him has gotta suck, though. "Well, better hope whatever she did doesn't have a duration limit, right? You'd be beached for real if it wore off out here." She says this like she's reminding him to put enough salt in his pasta water. Surely she's not the first person to bring up that possibility. "So how's being bipedal treating you?"