I hope you are, but I'm not expecting that to be the case, let's put it that way. Besides, it's looking increasingly unlikely that this was in any way accidental, and anyone who'd commit mass kidnapping on purpose...

Well. I won't say there's no way they couldn't have ultimately benevolent intentions, but it's certainly not the option I'd put money on, and even if they do I think I still want to spend some time yelling at them.