Yeah, so. This thing you're doing? Where you're insinuating that this is a regular thing?

I'm not into it.

[In fact he hates it. But hatred is his default state, so that's not noteworthy.]

Seriously, is it not supposed to be my first time? Because that's fucked. I'm almost starting to wish I was back at camp and that's the worst fucking thing I've ever had to admit in my life.