[centipuppies are gross. Look at them all, trying to get to him, slobbering and wiggling their hundreds of arms. Yick. Osomatsu watches Ichimatsu for a moment, then turns to the centipuppies again, and sighs]

Yanno, I'm probably delicious. Not only am I good-looking, but I eat a lot. Well, at least, I did, back home. When there was more food to eat. Actually, I think me an' my brothers are losing weight! ...But don't let stop you! I've still got some meat on me.

[the beasts may not understand what he's saying, but they snap their sharp teeth at him hungrily]

Whoa, have any of you ever been to a dentist? Geez, it's like, cavity-central up in here!