[There are a lot of important things to note here. First and foremost, he's not in his tent. Already a bad start. There's no cheerful camp counselor shouting some motivational bullshit at him either, which is... well, he doesn't want that, but the absence of it means this isn't some impromptu activity either. So who the fuck hell him out of his tent?
God, it better not have been the Wood Scouts. He will flip a table if it was the Wood Scouts.
Actually, wait. Second important thing. There's a guy he doesn't know, right there, coming closer. Oh, this is some stranger danger shit. Max leaps to his feet immediately, backing up a step when he does.]
Hey, personal space, asshole!
[Item number three, the weirdass squelching noise he's hearing, is ignored for now.]
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[There are a lot of important things to note here. First and foremost, he's not in his tent. Already a bad start. There's no cheerful camp counselor shouting some motivational bullshit at him either, which is... well, he doesn't want that, but the absence of it means this isn't some impromptu activity either. So who the fuck hell him out of his tent?
God, it better not have been the Wood Scouts. He will flip a table if it was the Wood Scouts.
Actually, wait. Second important thing. There's a guy he doesn't know, right there, coming closer. Oh, this is some stranger danger shit. Max leaps to his feet immediately, backing up a step when he does.]
Hey, personal space, asshole!
[Item number three, the weirdass squelching noise he's hearing, is ignored for now.]